• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    When you grow older, you will feel the betrayal of the bed. You will wake sore all over as though your bed beat you while you slept. Back, hips, shoulders, neck, all targets of the bed.

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      1 year ago

      That’s gravity. Bed is doing its best to help you fight gravity. Bed is ride or die. Bed loves you. Do not besmirch bed.

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      That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.

      My denial is probably acting up again

      Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me