Yeah I know. Just haven’t gotten around to it yet.

Thanks! And I do wear it almost every day, as evidenced by the multiple scratches on the crystal

Yeah, I wish there was a company that made a fully dumb electric car

I’ve been thinking this too. How hard is it to start a car company, I wonder?

Isn’t Artemis a guy? Edit: Nevermind, I was thinking of Apollo

A featherless biped

The clock strikes five

I start to laugh

I’m taking a shit

On time and a half

Everyone has to slow down so they can point and laugh.

There’s also Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Can’t philosophize if you’re freezing to death.

If my body doesn’t like having so much sugar in it then why does it fucking crave it all the time

Some laptops come with that built in, or you could use some scotch tape and a little square of paper for free

It’s actually pretty easy thanks to the Dutch American Friendship Treaty

All my coworkers voted R. It’s really, really hard to consider them allies in any sense.

I came to a bit of a realization some time ago. Every time you think of some possible new government function, or legislation, or resolution to an issue, you cynically think of every way it could be abused, right? You’re confident that greedy, self-aggrandizing politicians or businessmen will use it to further their own power and wealth. The concept that someone will act in good faith is absent. It’s infantile, it’s naive. The world is cruel.

I think this represents a fundamental breakdown of the trust in our government. The US has been coasting on good faith for almost 300 years, and the wheels are falling off. It’s a vicious cycle, where if you don’t trust that other people will do the right thing, you’re less likely to do the right thing yourself. I don’t know if this cycle can be ended, or even if it has an end.

There’s a program called Forscan you can get that allows you to tweak that kind of thing in Ford vehicles. I don’t know if other makes have equivalent software.

Moscow ID is a college town though, and is quite left-leaning because of that and the proximity with Pullman WA, another college town.

People have been living off beer, bread, and vegetables for thousands of years. That’s the real paleo diet, people.

Imagine you got 3 job offers

I’m gonna stop you right there

At my workplace, the response time for text-based messages (eg via Teams) varies wildly. Sometimes I get a response promptly. Sometimes it’s same day, sometimes it’s later that week, and sometimes I don’t get a response at all. So unfortunately the best way to get an answer I need is to just call them. Do I need that information that instant? Not necessarily, but I can’t risk the message being put off/ignored/forgotten for a week or more.

Oh my god feta is amazing, why have I never thought about adding it to pizza