Do it. Fuck the Orange Jackass.

Get out of here Thanquol, your arch nemesis is in dungeon.

You know the frog not jumping out of the pot of boiling water is a myth right? Just because we don’t know the specific temperature of the air doesn’t mean it won’t kill us. Not that these greedy old fuckheads give a damn.

It’s said that every sign exists because multiple people were too stupid for it to remain absent.

So exactly how many people tried to eat the pizza without opening the box first?

More where that came from lol!

-Momma Quokka

Rebrand it the Trump Ring and sell it to MAGA for $300.

Parenthood.

It even a smarter Republican who actually took econ 101 in college.

That’s the dream baby.

Remember to take your payout in the form of cash.

So manufacturers are milking those juicy government contracts. Isn’t America the fucking best.

It’s on the corner dammit, is it one square or all four!?

Meanwhile in America: Oh hey, a former president died. Anyway, time to get to work.

Just keep flushing that money instead of, IDK, helping the homeless. Assholes.

Good, fuck em. Diamonds are shiny carbon rocks with no more intrinsic value, except maybe for industrial use, if they’re cheaper than synthetic.

Nope. What I listened to at 14 is whatever was in the radio on the car, usually oldies. Which I never really cared for. I didn’t care about or start developing my own musical tastes until my 20s.

By September it will just be East Israel. They needed to do this a decade ago.

I’m glad he was able to get a new doctor and clean up enough to create new bangers before the end. Momma, he’s gone home.

Plot twist, they produce and sell mulch and fertilizer.