I have a 700+ day streak myself and I can confirm I want to absolutely murder that bird now.

Is that how babby formed

Microsoft really should have just leaned into it and named it Clippy again.

“bodiless head could be placed on the mantle in the stead of a jar of ashes, or could be used as a heavy-weight paper weight or as a door stop.”

It’s time for Futurama head-jar Richard Nixon to make an entrance.

Time for Mecha-Stallman to declare war.

This is the best way to strike back against Musk.

Hit his pocketbook. Tank his net worth.

If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, and heils like a Nazi, it’s a Nazi.

Musk can’t fade into obscurity fast enough.

We need more funding for RGB lit components for our programmers since this will make them better programmers

Sudo Apt-get install gun-control

What’s this about the Deep State?

So much for, “Trade wars are good, and easy to win.”

You’d think with all that plastic surgery he’d look better.

Charge your phone ffs

Thong

Crazy Frog 🐸

And beyond?

Like, a Mecha-Trump? Please no, it was difficult enough to defeat Mecha-Hitler in Wolfenstein, much less a Trump variant.

Men just living in the moment, not a phone in sight.

You won’t learn how to be this swole… from a Jedi.

First I have to drink a verification can, and now this??!!