I think simply knowing what the “F” is means you’re old and a nerd.

There does seem to be a lot of hushed discussion about hair extensions.

FAAAA-THAAAA!

“He’s coding! I need a red bull, cargo shorts, and quiet classic rock, stat!”

You know that thing where two people, on opposite sides of a door, try to turn the handle and open the door at the same time? I did that with Bob Hope. Later that day I was playing foosball with some kids and their aunt, Bonnie Raitt, came over to talk to them. I was a stage hand for a relief concert.

:q!

M-x Ctrl-? Why?

Read it as “homoexchange.com” and you shoul have seen my eyebrows jump.

As someone who preordered it, is CP2077 really a valid mechanism for performance testing?

You don’t even have to leave the realm of music. “A flautist that doesn’t write their own symphonies? Gasp, what a hack!”

Dead on - mid 1990s.

Post hoc ergo proper hoc.

I suspect ‘terrified’ isn’t the correct adjective.

I think HK Cantonese is aggressive in much the same way as Boston English is. Speaking HK Cantonese puts me in a whole different persona than speaking Beijing Mandarin. But I’m 1000x more competent in the latter.

Reddit made Trump. Change my mind.

In 1911, the Hoosier State House came within one vote of rounding ‘k’ off to backspace.

Tuxedo, top hat and tails, and a monacle. The pipe, of course, is suggested, but optional. Any less, and Jeeves will tut-tut you mercilessly.

A kid in my class put his arm inside a… I don’t remember if it was a lion or tiger cage back on the 70s before safety was a thing. Being armless isn’t the end, but I bet he regretted that decision.

Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

I’ve always wanted to do the 8 hr drive to Helle and Backe.