Seems like they should have their backups tested.

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I knocked out as much saturated fat and cholesterol from my diet as I could and I dropped 10 lbs without much effort.

Died in a tragic bowling accident involving a penguin and two moose, never should have happened.

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I was kind of hoping DFS would come back to Dallas, he’s kind of a favorite around here.

The real assassin is in Russia.

He’s underage and the prostitute is committing statutory rape. Either we decide as a society that any underage can make the decision to hire a prostitute or none of them can. Special privileges because you’re terminally ill male is a slippery slope.

Wild story. Totally unethical, and there’s no way to make it morally correct. Horrible situation to be put in because you feel bad for the kid who’s dying and want to give him a good time while he’s alive, but there is no good way of honoring his wish.

Wait until she’s married and her spouse’s parents are divorced too and now she has 5 or 6 Christmases to go to and she’s completely burned out on the holiday she once loved.

I fucking knew it. I asked him for a skateboard when I was little and he got me this skinny piece of crap that wouldn’t even roll down the driveway, he couldn’t even get a basic gift right.

Neither of them seem to know about a large part of the internet that’s into the pee stuff.

What’s the difference between a brown noser, a kiss ass, and a shit head? Depth perception.

Smoke some weed, get some good noise cancelling headphones and put this album on start to finish. It makes for a great listen.

You have the world’s tiniest violin, but can you play it?

Yeah, the NICU is full of them.

So doing next to nothing like the rest of us.

Throw up your hands and give up I guess.

It matters to the extent that there is a whole class of people who don’t have to worry about that stuff that think you’re not paying enough taxes and could use less of YOUR social security when retirement comes.

I get the joke, I get why it’s difficult to save money too, but you should understand compound interest and how it works before you get buried in debt that you can’t pay off and have to push retirement savings back by decades. You should understand why our society has run away winners and then everyone else. A big part of that is understanding compound interest.