11am, I’m a lazy fuck.

Yes! Ew! My best friend has a velour couch and she lays a blanket down for me when I come to hang out because I hate touching it. Also, carpet. I dry heave when I have to vacuum carpet, something to do with going against the grain. Ugh.

Picking. I’m pretty compulsive about it. Can really fuck things up if I’m nervous about an upcoming social event, as I end up with a puckered face, making it worse. Idk why I do this, a lot of times I’m not really even conscious I’m doing it until after the fact.

Lemmy users project their toxicity towards Reddit. This place can be quite hostile if you don’t echo the ‘correct’ ideals.

Barbeque, one summer day when it seemed perfect to have a barbeque. We were both like “this will be a fad” but it’s been used SO much over the years.

“That’s fucky.”

For when I hate or don’t trust something.

Gwen Stefani. She just has that ‘i promise I’m still cool’ desperation to her. She used to actually seem cool.

No I think it refers to the motion of the head going over the heels. Not being positioned in a static frame over the heels.

Snot rockets, marathoner style.

Snuggles is super needy, but he’s been very loving with it today. Usually it turns aggressive if he doesn’t get his way.

Struggles is getting used to her new room - we don’t let them in the bedroom at night, so she went from having newbie privileges to training to be part of the downstairs nightshift in the girl cat room. It’s making her bond with…

Fran, the sweetheart. She’s snotty, crusty, and runs everywhere for no reason. The other cats have not liked her, we assume she gives off weirdo vibes, but Strugs nuzzled her today so it looks like the sleepovers in the girls room are having an effect.

We still miss Melon :(

Snuggles, Struggles, and Franny.

Although we’ve started calling Struggles by new names such as Yappy Jackie, Gob, and Screamer.

They can actually seriously fuck up your mouth very quickly, and you often won’t find out until the fuckery is underway. I had two removed when the dentist told me they might cause future problems, I had no pain, but now they’re out I can actually feel my teeth kinda relaxing? I guess the pressure was there but I just got used to it.

I don’t think Google home listens in.

Because I’d absolutely be disappeared by now if it did.

Foraging is free and you end up with really delicious free food (if you’re careful, otherwise death).

That people will use him or hurt him for his wealth. It’s almost like people are that desperate to have a tiny fraction of his money… if only there was a solution.

He’s still a billionaire though right? That billion dollars still belongs to him, right? As in, he has it, we don’t. As long as he has a BILLION of the credits most of us struggle to find a thousand of per month to pay rent, he’s not a good guy, he’s a wealth hoarder like the rest of them.

It’s funny because my good insurance (RIP) paid for my sterilization, all but $6. Seems like that’s the going rate for fuckin off pregnancy

You’re welcome

There was that time he called a rescue diver a pedo because he wasn’t allowed to use his unsafe sub. Oh, and his blatant takeover of the government.

We need a neverbrokeabone community for Nicole-less people.