The ol’ 3 ring binder trick

…easily slipped in.

I dont know, tech companies have been pretty hamfisted about getting AI in everyone’s face

Edit: Ah wait, now that I think about this longer despite my migraine, I think you’re right. Should be like a wedge that transitions to a giant butt plug.

I did list no longer being controlled by Google 🤷🏻‍♂️

I like how Bill and Boomhauer aren’t in the truck in the first frame

Just imagine, a corporate hellscape inspired by Minority Report!

<buzzlightyearmeme

Turning the most popular browser further into an AI hellscape.

Influencing how every other browser (minus Firefox’s minuscule marketshare) functions via the engine.

On the other hand, no longer under googles control.

All I can think about (besides being a funny article) is just “…ok”

What a weird article to have to exist.

It is, as long as you dont care about… anything.

Alternative title: Perplexity financially supports fascists.

At least President Camacho made the smartest man in charge of shit.

This is like the sad, bad ending, version of Idiocracy

3 - 1 // -> 2

3 + 1 // -> 4

'3' - 1 // -> 2

'3' + 1 // -> '31'

It’s the O’Reilly book with the rhinoceros on it.

Honestly O’Reilly should just remove the titles and leave just the animals to describe the books.

…echoing statements expressed by hundreds of thousands of programmers who use the only language where 90% of the world’s memory safety vulnerabilities have occurred in the last 50 years, and whose projects are 20 times more likely to have security vulnerabilities.

ooof.

Microsoft just casually being a monopoly

It would be neat if this ends up usurping Gecko - since it originated from Mozilla and would be ironic, but also because it potentially has a lot of lessons learned from decades of web browsers, and is obviously pretty fast and safe due to Rust.

Along with Android working towards being a full Linux environment, it will be interesting to see what tablets are like in 4-5 years.

gestures around widely

When you remove signs saying all are welcome, you are putting up a sign not visible to you that only certain people are welcome.

People may not know you’re a dog, but when all the signs are making fun of dogs, you know you’re a dog.

I very solemnly make the plea that if you find inclusion to be repulsive, you should think long and hard about why that inclusion bothers you so much.

I’m sure being less inclusive will work out well. Open Source obviously thrives with less developers. 🙄

They’re pointing out the double standard.

If you seed porn, its a federal offense.

If Meta does it, its capitalism.