Seconded

Cici n’est pas une vape

convicted criminal[,] rapist

Don’t forget the comma! The criminal conviction was for fraud. And the rape was a determined in a civil suit that met the common definition of rape but not necessarily the legal criminal definition in that jurisdiction, because the victim couldn’t tell whether he penetrated her with his finger or his pp. We don’t want a defamation suit on our hands here.

It’s nice to have a fallback pool of long run shows you enjoyed once. Things you can put on until something else catches your fancy. For me there’s ~90’s era Star Trek, Stargate, Parks & Rec… For someone else it might be The Office, Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Cheers, etc. There are plenty of 100+ episode anime out there…

I wonder if it will be web scale

Trick question! IATA: IDGAF about your rules about who can work with who.

That’s right! I said “who” not “whom”! I don’t care about your grammar rules either: like putting punctuation inside quotations. Or starting a sentence with a conjunction.

Did I get the job?

BINGO! ✋

That’s a (gift)wrap folks!

To be fair, it may just be Stopped Clock Syndrome, as he doesn’t understand that some things can’t be greater than 100%

There is no suitable place for an Octopus to wear either pants or a skirt. Octopuses are almost entirely made of face. There is no torso, no waist, no lower body. We call the appendages around the mouth “arms” (not “legs”) but they are more analogous to prehensile whiskers. I think they would be more likely to wear a cap or headband. A balaclava would be interesting.

Such efficiency…

It must have gotten flagged for being a transnational facility

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This feels more relevant than ever

Ahh Fuck

Must be the great hacker collective: N_competence

Edit: Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit. It seems like he might not’ve been lying on this one account. Never mind. Looks like he is lying again.

You can look at anything around you, anyrhing, and your brain knows exactly what it would be like to lick it. Taste, texture, residue etc… it’s quite freaky

my thighs

Thanks… My body doesn’t really need sleep anyway.

I eagerly await the Lugia memes to come.

Edit: , I’m expecting automod evasion.

We’ve always been at war with…

Checks notes

…Ukrainada

It’s the 2021 return for me.
I finally got a letter saying “you goofed you calculations, we recalculated them. If you don’t contest the new amount by [DATE], we will send your return in the new amount.”

[DATE] was six months ago.