As I’m reading this I’m sitting in my bathroom staring at the shower curtain my wife picked out which has an equally infuriating moon illustration…

Whoever said “there’s no such thing as a wrong opinion“ never read anything like this post.

That is due to the fact that Reddit - and I can’t stress this next part enough - sucks.

In reality, it’s a war crime to fire on medics in combat zones. That doesn’t always stop people from doing it, but it’s still frowned upon. Same rule could apply to unarmed medics in games.

There should be some penalty for shooting unarmed healers. Just to let others know that you’re a dick.

If healers are unable to harm others, then maybe add a scoring system which penalizes people for harming/killing healers. Taking “kills” away or whatever.

Pay down your debts first.

God that must be awful. Your whole life you work hard and earn the money to buy a house, you keep your whole life in there, it’s your HOME. And then some fucking storm comes and just destroys it all. I mean, hopefully you & your loved ones survive, and that’s all that really matters, but to see all the physical representation of your life just washed away. I feel terrible for those people.

“King of the Hill” drawn in the style of Edward Gorey.

Aww thanks

I’ve been told more than once that I look like “that creepy Scarecrow guy from Batman Begins.” So I guess Cillian Murphy. I didn’t like looking creepy tho.

This sounds like the intro to a bad post-apocalypse sci-fi movie.

Linda is sus. I saw her go in the vents.

I don’t see what the big deal is. I always have people at that picnic ground to eat.

He’s my hero.

Barack-in the law

I’m sorry for your loss.

Dirt (series) - because I love rally racing.

Motorstorm (series) - because racing across an active volcano is fun as fuck.

Carmageddon (series) - because it’s insane and hilarious.

Twisted Metal 2 - not really a racing game, but close enough.

The Rangoon, mother.

Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)