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I understand it’s hard to move off of a trusted solution that has worked perfectly for so long, but there have been better alternatives for well over a decade now.

You want the salad to wear clothes in a bath? Are you Mormon?

I guess it’s undressed because you’re suppose to pick at it with your fingers while you’re lounging.

“Select all the boxes that could potentially contain a live cat.”

You may not realize it, but all of those squares currently contain a cat.

Technically correct, that is beneath the total.

If you need to Well, actually… on your first date, all your dates will be firsts!

Good on America for winning the war against grizzly bears.

The People’s Grok.

Drone-B-Gone ™

I thought this was just a parody account, this is wisdom.

Some people vibe with analog, some people vibe with digital.

A few years ago I fell back in love with tuna fish sandwiches. Just yummy and filling.

I throw mine food and power ups for clearing big obstacles.

That means now we can also have Washington AC/DC.

Cute.

I have a 256GB microSD card that disappears into the side of my MacBook.

This is perfect for people who have too much desk.

PvP is the toilets facing each other.

Maybe stick to making vanity records for the superfans / vinyl collectors.

Translucent != transparent, but you might be on to something.

Maybe it works better on slim drives with a lower ceiling. Larger drives with space above the disc might allow the laser to refract and generate garbage.

Edit: okay, nevermind, it really is completely transparent. Here’s a picture:

This is actually stupid. At no point during the manufacturing process did anyone mention how CDs work?

The vinyl being transparent is fine, vinyls work by a needle touching the surface, optical discs work by… optics!

S’okay, most of them are dead already.