…oh, that kind of drill. I was imagining a bond villain style plot with them building cartoonishly big drilling rigs above the reef and threatening to destroy it if their demands weren’t met.

Is your fridge running?

It’s lucky that’s not the question I’m asking then. I’m asking what Hezbollah has actually done to protect anyone from Israel.

I’m well aware of Hezbollah’s history and my question still stands.

You really didn’t. Let’s try again: what has Hezbollah actually done that has protected anyone from Israel? They can’t even protect themselves from their pagers.

Still not answering the question

Yeah, how exactly is firing potshots across the border and getting Lebanon into a war it doesn’t want protecting anyone from getting steamrolled?

In what way is Hezbollah protecting anyone?

What is ‘yes’ in French? Does it perhaps sound like something one might say while going down a slide?

The gentlemen get the whole shaft, not just the tip.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?

…or was that Flareon?

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

This post made me realize that there’s almost certainly Outer Wilds rule 34 out there and I would like to go back to my previous blissful state of ignorance.

The system can listen to conversations and play ads when there’s a moment of silence. Or play a video when you’re close to the shops.

Oh good, I was worried the slide into dystopia might be slowing down for a second there.

If only they’d had years to see this coming and multiple people warning them that their EV offerings were absurdly overpriced compared to what China and Tesla were capable of producing…

One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years…

Once again proving that the easiest way to work out how to do something in vim is to post something along the lines of “vim sucks because it can’t do x” online :)

“The cat sends their regards”

Italy’s taking the picture

There are dozens of us!