Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.

Warframe has always been Barbie for mech weeboos. 🤌🏽

Is there Mardi Gras?

And Musky’ll have a tantrum trying to race a croissant at it first.

Wait. So a “butter star” is possible?

FFS. Are you 12?

Your argument is shit and you know it. Jog on.

So many logical fallacies to unpack, and no formatting to assist in legibility? Nah, I’m good.

Cradle*

Because, he knows we are all powerless against him.

Because, as I’ve already stated above: Heaven’s existence is inherently predicated on the knowledge of “sin”, and therefore a soul-themed credit score. Rhymes with “karma”, maybe. Who knows? Any way you spice it, credit makes heaven — that is, if innumerable denominations, et al, are any proof of. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Do we have a ‘best of’ around here yet? 'Cause, damn. I’m in.

Not to mention that those tryhards going full weeboo on gatekeeping are ignoring various other “heretical” facts of sushi’s founding people, like: it’s fine to add just about anything you feel like to it. Oh, is krab™ in poor taste? What about ice cream? Snack chips? I mean, FFS, the Japanese have built a global reputation for taking a concept and improving on its efficiency or efficacy or both, all the while these scrote-bearded trogs are pinching their puds to dreams of katanas and isekai redemption. 🤪

You know it does. Where do you think “virginity” was invented? Hell is where the parties’re at and there’s no inherent need for a currency system in that dynamic. Heaven, on the other hand, is founded on an imaginary and largely arbitrary credit system. Ergo, money exists there.

Ah, how the turn tables.

I wish I were in the timeline he’s still alive in.

LetMeSoloHer did it in his diaper and for free, noobs! 🤩🔥🤌🏾

RemindMe whenever Nintendo first sues someone for making a Tifa lifemate AI and marrying it.

It’s still Destiny: a pay-to-win grindfest PoS. Side question: I wonder how the marketing team accomplished that feat. Oh, wait. 🤌🏽