This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there’s nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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Since you got time, take a single minute and focus only on your breath, for like 10 breaths.

Makes it easier to doom scroll without identifying yourself with that feeling of doom. Also it makes me feel gratitude. Don’t know why, but I’ll take it.

I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).

I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

TIL: Meshtastic - An open source, off-grid, decentralized, mesh network built to run on affordable, low-power devices.

What do we tell the god of heat?

Did you come up with your username while you were jumping in the pool? :)

I mean, technically, I guess (insert Futurama technical correct meme), but with that defintion everything is a puzzle.

I just breathed in, what do I do next? I can’t inhale more air. I have to think fast! Maybe if I breath out, I can then breath in again… It worked! Amazing!

Wow, so the “x” on screen means I have to press the “x” on my controler while it’s highlighted!?

Damn, thanks for spoiling that puzzle!

I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”

Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.

Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.

However you look at it, it’s shit either way. This joke stinks!

Nicht Urheberrecht, aber Markenrecht kann immer gefährlich werden, wenn der große Markeneigentümer behauptet es drohe Verwechslungsgefahr.

“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”