Thou shalt not create a machine to counterfeit a human mind.

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  • I have been through some intense therapy. I had something set up to strangle myself several times early on.

    But my son’s life was worse already, and if he lost me it would be worst possible outcome.

    There is no amount of therapy, advice, support, anything out there to help with infidelity. Constant chest pains the docs can’t find anything wrong with, tension headaches unrelieved by medicine and professional massage.

    It’s unbearable. You question your sanity. You goals, your values. But I had to be there for my son. I lost 100lbs. I got my chestersol controlled. I’m losing the house, time and money. But I have a revenge body now. And I feel great. I still cry. But this study is pretty damn accurate.




  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.socialtoMemes@sopuli.xyzrule
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    1 year ago

    The meme is “science guy doing science”

    The joke is that the DC in “Washington DC” also stands for “Direct Current.” Direct Current is usually stable in a circuit.

    What our Punny scientist did is make Washington “Alternating Current.” By creating an oscillating image of the Washington DC buildings.

    It’s a very funny shitpost for electronic nerds.









  • Agile and AI rows look terribly optimistic.

    In my experience, Agile you get skateboard wheels. Then you get one pair of skateboard wheels on a bike frame (no handles, wheels, seat, or pedals). Then you get a skateboard next to a bike without wheels, then you get a car with no doors, no transmission, no engine, and no gas tank, a bike with flat tires, a broken skateboard. Next you have a car engine in the car, and windows (but no doors), a duct taped skateboard, but the bike has air in the tires, but the chain is now missing, and one pedal fell off. Then you get a good portion of the car, except you forgot to account for an accelerator or brakes, you now have a bike that works though, except with only one pedal.

    Finally you just end up putting the bike inside the car and it works almost Flintstone style. But you also have a new skateboard that is in pretty good shape.


  • Wait wait wait wait. I know I’ve been surprised by this map numerous times.

    BUT RUSSIA RECOGNIZES IT?

    Also looking at this map, it seems the majority of the population of Earth recognizes it.

    So in my head, that means that Palestine is 100% a nation. With sovereignty. And the US, Europe, and Australia are still “lalala i can’t hear you” and “can’t be a genocide if you aren’t a targeted group of people that we recognize lalalalala.”