I was talking to someone the other day who was really gung-ho about carbon capture technology. I listened patiently, and then asked: “You mean like trees?” Which set him off talking about using genetically modified algae for carbon capture, which is a neat idea, I guess, but the impression I got was that there’s just no money in planting more trees so he wasn’t interested in them.

“Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn’t mind when I go multi-user.”

“This puppy has no teeth! … I will defend.”

Nice. Did he send you a billet?

I know who’s to blame, but I’ll never schnitzel.

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

🙏

Coincidence?

Cool! But yes, just a coincidence. I’ve had this song stuck in my head for years now, and I can’t help but link to it every now and again.

Who’s winning?

WE’RE ALL WINNING!

Kylo Ren asked for a REALLY BIG light saber, so they had to build it in space.

x86 emulator can boot Linux

… eventually!

(We Are) The Code Crew:

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

She’s on a roll!

Someone will have to figure out how to get one of the sides to stop believing that the country would be a paradise if only their opponents could be completely eradicated, first.

Whatever effort it took, whatever the cost: it’s worth bringing Twitter down just to take away Elon’s ability to tweet, even if it’s only temporary. I’m sure the tantrums must be epic.