Oh no! The power went out over night and all my family photos melted!

Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja

Atari game programmed to know chess moves: knight to B4

Chat-GPT: many Redditors have credited Chesster A. Pawnington with inventing the game when he chased the queen across the palace before crushing the king with a castle tower. Then he became the king and created his own queen by playing “The Twist” and “Let’s Twist Again” at the same time.

Change “PE teacher” to “stack of health magazines” and it’s a more accurate equivalence.

If my parents taught me anything as a child, that means that the One Blade probably has a crush on you. You should try talking to it!

Sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan.

Hard reboots/power cycling are gonna be a real pain in the ass. I suspect that there’s gonna be significant downtimes until they switch from Windows to Linux and then figure out their super space drivers. Considering the millions it costs to launch someone into space, the IT astronaut who has to unplug this and plug it back in is going to be the most expensive tech support/hour ever.

Zis is ekselent vork. I kan se zis adopshon vil be ezi and fun. Ve vil rekwir zat al users vil hav fun.

Ick live in dick

“Does Jenna Haze still have a restraining order on me”

Damnit! More naked pictures!

Feeding the living with my body

Yes, you’re right. I initially didn’t see any reason to differentiate, but I remember the existential dread over the future of Dreamweaver, too.

Adobe’s unpopularity can be traced back to a decision it made over 10 years ago when it shifted from perpetual software licensing to subscription pricing.

I’ve heard people shitting on Adobe since CS3 and I started shitting on them at CS4. Adobe acquiring Flash was such a dark moment for so many creators.

1. Swiss cheese slices: make them holes too tight.
2. When you run everything as root, if you fuck your shit, your shit’s fucked.

“Best practices” tend to come from other people’s whoopsies. But it’s always good to question things, too.

No, the security specialist was very disappointed

Fuck Reddit. Does that answer help?

Coffee, water, soda. The later at night, the more likely I am to have coffee. One of the many wonders of ADHD: getting mellow or sleepy from stimulants.

Yup, measles is doing much better now. Got any other nearly-eradicated diseases you need revived?

Nose doesn’t rhyme with walls!

Marco Fabio??