“Does Jenna Haze still have a restraining order on me”

Damnit! More naked pictures!

Feeding the living with my body

Yes, you’re right. I initially didn’t see any reason to differentiate, but I remember the existential dread over the future of Dreamweaver, too.

Adobe’s unpopularity can be traced back to a decision it made over 10 years ago when it shifted from perpetual software licensing to subscription pricing.

I’ve heard people shitting on Adobe since CS3 and I started shitting on them at CS4. Adobe acquiring Flash was such a dark moment for so many creators.

1. Swiss cheese slices: make them holes too tight.
2. When you run everything as root, if you fuck your shit, your shit’s fucked.

“Best practices” tend to come from other people’s whoopsies. But it’s always good to question things, too.

No, the security specialist was very disappointed

Fuck Reddit. Does that answer help?

Coffee, water, soda. The later at night, the more likely I am to have coffee. One of the many wonders of ADHD: getting mellow or sleepy from stimulants.

Yup, measles is doing much better now. Got any other nearly-eradicated diseases you need revived?

Nose doesn’t rhyme with walls!

Marco Fabio??

Which is what makes it all that much more satisfying when the next person goes in

“Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he had a cow, E I E I O. With a 'm- ON THE GROUND, MOTHERFUCKER!!! I got you now, you sonofabitch!”

Mother Goose’s tales of entrapment

Get out of that chair! You’re not my real @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world! My real @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world is gonna be back any minute now and then you’ll be out of here, Frank!!!

Shit, you’re right! You said “political story,” not “comment.” Whoopsie-doodle!

Lol, I don’t know if you forgot your “/s” on purpose, but good luck. You’ve already received one death threat in under 10 minutes.

Man, kindergarten is gonna be really tough for any kid who has ever seen an animal. Also, gotta lock up everyone at Fisher Price for grooming children with the See 'n Say

Hey! Where’s my fucking eggs story!? You made a promise to us!!!

Texas has some great whiskey, but we’re petulant dumb-fucks, so you’ll have to wait until we fix our shit to try it.

I don’t drink at all anymore due to nightmarish acid reflux, but we’ll say it’s in protest.

That’s fucking cold