• @happyhippo@feddit.it
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    2510 months ago

    My two most notable encounters with yellow jackets (here we call them European wasps or Vespula Germanica) went pretty much like this:

    oh shit, there’s a wasp buzzing around on my path. Act cool, don’t show your fear, just move on and nothing will happen

    Wasp: stings

    You bitch, just go extinct already

      • ShaunaTheDead
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        210 months ago

        It really seems to make a difference what time of year it is. End of the summer they’re just waiting to die and do not give a single fuck and will sting you for no reason sometimes.

    • Karyoplasma
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      210 months ago

      Yeah that sounds like the wasps we have here in Germany. Bastards, all of them, zero redeeming qualities whatsoever.