Why YSK: there are times when you need to not be stinky. A multi-day outing with friends staying in one house comes to mind. Taking bismuth subgallate will make even your vilest poops and farts smell like absolutely nothing. In the US, it’s FDA approved for that purpose and comes in chewable tablets.
So that’s why Elon Musk made those scientists invent a flamethrower.
The only issue is they were supposed to use it on fart gases, yet neglected to use it on the main source of fart gas…Elon himself.