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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...

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if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    If you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.

    • Droechai@lemm.ee
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      Or give friendly advice on where you went wrong with the cold pit, your choice of ground insulation materials or just sigh that you don’t have an EDC kit with Paracord before demonstrating their own kit in smallest detail

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Wrong.

      Pound a piece of lathe into the ground.

      A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.

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        Lathe?

        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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          A piece of survey stake

          • Mango@lemmy.world
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            Not this?

            Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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              Yeah, pound that machine into the ground and it will magically attract a bulldozer 😄

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    I was singing What a Wonderful World in my head before I realized this wasn’t the song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nGKqH26xlg

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      What do you mean, what other song could it be referring to?

      • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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        Yeah, this is definitely meant to go to that tune. It’s just not the usual lyrics.

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://www.piped.video/watch?v=2nGKqH26xlg

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    RIP Mitch Hedberg

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    that’s it im starting from scratch and gonna make a pager

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Apart from medical staff, only people born pre-2000 will know what you’re talking about

      • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        for the record I’ve never seen a real pager in my life

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        I am friends with a guy that wrote a bug that caused a major PageNet outage. He’s almost famous his bug was that bad.

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    It feels like the last sentence should have been a question.

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