A celebrity with an unhealthy obsession with you. Constantly stalking you.

  • Eylrid@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    It’s late at night. You cut through Sharon Gardens Cemetery. As you walk past a grave the grass starts to shift and heave. An arm comes out of the ground, followed by a head, shoulders, torso, and the rest of a body. The zombie shuffles to its feet and starts stumbling towards you.

    In a shrill voice it says: “A TALENT AGENT IS SITTING IN HIS OFFICE…”