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TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

wHy DoN't YoU gO OuT mOrE?

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wHy DoN't YoU gO OuT mOrE?

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TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of a kid in college who shared how his church friends (not the pastor) would spank him raw and play a game where they touch each other’s dicks to see who got hard.

    And we all just went wtf.

    • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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      Come on, who hasn’t played the “I’ll touch you’re dick and if you get hard you’re gay” game… the docking game was interesting…

      • meco03211@lemmy.world
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        It’s not gay in a three way. Just find two other dudes and have all the sinless fun you can have!

        • justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

      • GigglyBobble@kbin.social
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        Oh, come on, that’s not gay! How would you fence with limb dicks?

    • oldGregg@lemm.ee
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      Gay chicken

      • Pinklink@lemm.ee
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        Yeah….that is what they used to call me….

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I had a friend when I was like 10 who wanted to play the dick-touching game. I remember him saying “it’s OK, we know we’re not gay.” I didn’t even know what “gay” meant at that age but I knew I didn’t want to play.

    • balderdash@lemmy.zip
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qINXELZS-ME

      Nothin wrong wit a good ol game of penis butt

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=qINXELZS-ME

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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  • TaleOfSam@kbin.social
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    As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

    If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

    • intelati@programming.dev
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      It’s called the yes and actually…

      Any social function is basically improv right?

      • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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        I have found a new way to behave in social interactions

        I should probably forget that idea before I try it

      • ThePinkUnicorn@lemdro.id
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        Reminds me of the four yorkshire men sketch

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/VKHFZBUTA4k

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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    • CassowaryTom@lemmy.one
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      Facts.

  • e̶t̶t̶y̶b̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶@lemmy.world
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    My most hilarious and embarrassing story has an element in it that involves seeing my friend get knocked out by his father in front of my mom and brother. The kid was 15 and was in trouble for breaking landscaping bricks at a local park.

    The hilarious story happens right after that, when 11 year old me got violently pantsed by bike handlebars in front of a man driving by and now I am realizing that the whole thing is traumatic :(

  • FluffyToaster621@lemm.ee
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    reminds me of the time i crashed a horse cart through a metal fence gate and got a cool hole in my kneecap from a metal hook

    • Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      When was this, the 1800s?

    • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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      I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a hook to the knee.

  • RubiksIsocahedron@reddthat.com
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    Yeah, for me that would be all of the stories. And none of them are funny. That’s why I stopped talking to people once I turned 18.

  • Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works
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    Someone pissed in the punch

  • balderdash@lemmy.zip
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    I always wonder where this picture is from. A tv show is my guess

    • InFerNo@kbin.social
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      https://youtu.be/DHQEJoqKiBg this is the origin

      • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        always thought Jimmy is underrated, his partying drunk vs sober is the most accurate shit ever https://youtu.be/YdN7BV3HXE4?si=eJZ9LlWsxPLuAGKm

        I would also recommend checking out American Vandal on Netflix.

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/YdN7BV3HXE4?si=eJZ9LlWsxPLuAGKm

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/DHQEJoqKiBg

        https://piped.video/DHQEJoqKiBg

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

      • balderdash@lemmy.zip
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        Damn, how have I not seen this before

        • MeowMeow@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Haha same! That was hilarious!

      • Dekthro@lemm.ee
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        It’s THE MACHINE!

    • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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      Gotta be Ad.

  • crossal@lemmy.world
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    What’s the title about?

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