His other name is Teleporno
“Celeborn was a Sindarin prince of Doriath, being the grandson of Elmo”
Teleporno, son of Pornhubo, brother of xHamster, brother-in-law of Thin-rod.
Real time ultra fast (self-?)censorship directly on the data input bus to the brainhole.
Nothing is prefect, let us just pretend this didn’t happen just now & lets enjoy the work further.
I’m guessing.
I wouldn’t televise mine but you do you celeborn
“Is this one of those illegal channels? It’s so blurry you can’t even see anything. Oh wait there it is, wow, I thought that was an arm at first.”
Look, homie just tryin to make a dollar while competing against hardcore orc porn and hobbit scat fetish. Leave him alone
As someone who’s a fan of the Silmarillion, idk how I never knew this.
High quality version
If we wanna be pedantic (and I usually do), Pippin’s Real Name is Razanur.
🤯
Telephone Pornography
RNs will know what the ringtone would be.
First you have to crank the shaft to get some power & establish signal, then proceed to tell some 75%-of-minimum-wage operator in Mordor who you wish to contact, and only then explain in great detail a rather hot sexual encounter that borders on fantasy.
Such is the daily life of a junior teleporner.
Hey, he earned that name in battle! Wear it proudly!
What did he do to earn his real name?
Maybe he found some interesting new uses for a Palantir.
It fit (& transmitted) places you wouldn’t imagine!!
Elrond: “Is this… are we inside a cave? It’s day outside, but the Palantir itself is the only light. Oh Eru damn it, Celeborn!”
Idk my brother is the Lotr buff and this sent me down a rabbit hole. I guess its just his name in Telerin, but now I can say my brother is wrong about something he is passionate about and that in itself is worth it.
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