Sen. John Fetterman (D-Penn.) on Tuesday feigned a shocked reaction when asked about Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s (R-Calif.) announcement that he would direct House committees to open a formal impeachment inquiry into President Biden.
“Oh my god, really?” Fetterman said, raising his hands to the side of his head, when asked by an NBC journalist about the McCarthy news.
“Oh my gosh, you know, oh, it’s devastating,” Fetterman continued, before laughing audibly.
“Ooo, don’t do it. Please don’t do it! Oh, no! Oh, no,” he added, before walking off.
McCarthy: “I do not make this decision lightly. And regardless of your party, or who you voted for, these facts should concern all Americans,” McCarthy said Tuesday.
Everyone: What facts?
McCarthy: “We will reveal those next week. Maybe in a couple of weeks. But they exist, believe me.”
“I have it on good authority that the facts will come out in the next two weeks, and further that they will be the most bigly beautiful facts ever, everyone is saying so.”
“You can walk up to a fact and grab it by the factussy, they just let you do it.”
Is this before or after Infrastructure Week?
Let’s Sharpie it in for after
Oh shit just in time for infrastructure week.