• Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    7·
    1 year ago

    Finally enough this reminds me of a couple years ago when someone sent me a picture of their rooster when they said they were going to send a cock pic

    Honestly it was one damn good looking chicken and I’m happy that’s what they sent me instead of a dick pic

    • miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
      4·
      1 year ago

      You just reminded me of that weird catfish dm I got on instagram back when I still used that horrid platform.

      Hi, I’m looking for the perfect match, paired with the pfp of an absolutely gorgeous woman

      So I sent them a picture of an actual lit match and said: „This one is pretty good“

      They never replied