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I feel so attacked right now. I am shook. I need a beer or two to calm down. I am shaking, mostly from withdrawal, but also a panic attack.
Edit: Nevermind, I’m good. It was just gas.
A tale as old as time.
Crisis averted
Not quite, it ended up being quite the messy situation.
Never trust a fart they say
Trust implies consent.
Ow, my liver!
Lower, dumbass.
What, like, boof it?
Ahh, my liver! My liver! Hehe hehe hehe. We’re going to be rich
Who doesn’t love liquid bread?
Maybe you should reevaluate life decisions, try marijuana for breakfast instead!
Side effects may include hunger, laughter, music sounds better…
Beer for Breakfast https://youtu.be/EWxmm9ibC8U
The best kind of sandwich