except pidgeons, a pissed off pidgeon is just adorable because it basically cannot hurt you, worst they can do is peck at you and their beaks aren’t exactly made to rend flesh.

I’m all for it, but I still think I’d be way more terrified of a t-rex than even a hawk.

… But with the same result I’d be plenty pleased regardless of the evolutionary stage

Ah, you mean the Zelda chickens?