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minus-squarespiderjuzce@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·3 years agoNow I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach
minus-squareEufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 years ago“As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes! Grant us eyes.”
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41arrow-down1·3 years agoThat’s why you stab them with a knife
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·3 years agoThen you will just be assimilated
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·3 years agoYou can if you want, but it’s futile.
minus-squareProvableGecko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 years agoIt’s easy, just make sure you don’t have any soil based condiments on the side.
minus-squarepsud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·3 years agoYour stomach contains some of the strongest acid in nature, thanks to ancestors who were scavengers. The potato has no chance
Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach
Infinite food
Infinite eyes
“As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes! Grant us eyes.”
Ahhhh, potato scented hunter.
That’s why you stab them with a knife
Then you will just be assimilated
Can I resist?
You can if you want, but it’s futile.
Get bred
Resistance is not futile!
It’s easy, just make sure you don’t have any soil based condiments on the side.
Your stomach contains some of the strongest acid in nature, thanks to ancestors who were scavengers. The potato has no chance