• Spendrill@lemm.ee
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    I just assumed his organs were replaced every ten years with teenagers’ viscera sourced on the black market.

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      1 year ago

      The body of Theseus. How many parts do you need to replace with teenage organs before it’s no longer Kissinger?

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        Perhaps the thing we know as Kissinger is actually a malevolent spirit animating a barely functional corpse. It would explain the bloodlust.