I really hope to NOT see stupid comments involving lying about spitting out your drink, or it comes out of your nose because a comment was funny or shocking. “Thanks, I snorted and spit out my coffee.” Actually, no, you fucking didn’t. Stop lying about something so stupid just so you can get upvotes for making a cliche, un-funny, weak ass, bottom rung comment.

I’m sorry. I know I sound ridiculously annoyed by something so stupid…but that’s because I am (annoyed and stupid).

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.