JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前Bartender Qualificationsprogramming.devimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down16
arrow-up11.01Karrow-down1imageBartender Qualificationsprogramming.devJPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前message-square67fedilink
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-211 个月前…AND behavior = ‘nice’? For reference: https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
minus-squarepsud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 个月前For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 个月前You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-211 个月前Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
minus-squaredatelmd5sum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 个月前I would not fill my glass with string.
SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';
…AND behavior = ‘nice’?
For reference:
https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism
Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
glass_content === 0
Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
I would not fill my glass with string.