I mean, to make such a point that the only point of the page was simply to satisfy a requirement of someone else’s volition and yet creating that page and apparently saying what you’re saying—seems like there’s something misaligning here :P

Also I no doubt that they hate people who talk too much and hate making jokes — there’s some seriously unserious stuff inside of the rules they posted. They are serious folks who have zero tolerance for laughter apparently :D

My headcanon is they’re a bunch of people who have a super religious supplier with strict checkbox rules and they are fucking with them.

SQLite devs are trolls to their suppliers that’s great 😂

ie a Swedish circlejerk subreddit?

A software dev co-op would be sick 👀

Elixir and Phoenix would be a great story for this as well, it’d even remove the redis dependency

Yeah I agree, I never noticed until I looked again right after I made my comment 😂

Honestly, I taught myself JS in like 2009 as my first programming language. My high school taught Java, but I didn’t get OOP. I understand functional programming though, so after JS I taught myself Elixir, then OCaml and Haskell. I really wish I was just taught Clojure or another lisp-like in school though. Python is… okay… I need expressions in my language, though, and Python is not that.

See my edit :P

The fact that the dates in the commit log are relative is stupid as shit. I am looking for the commit on March 14th at 3pm, not “last year”

edit: I’m an idiot 😭

edit 2: I just noticed that GitHub’s git log does show exact dates, only as headings though, not on each commit.