quiet sobbing

I know you’re joking but it’s a Pekingese

IIRC the drone operator had permission from the event for the shot and the spear thrower did it as a joke because he assumed he’d miss and nobody had any hard feelings because of how impressive it was.

The best position is the next position

They pretty much just swallow it and let digestion do its thing. If you look at their teeth cats don’t have flat chewing teeth like our molars.

Having teeth extracted is unlikely to affect how he eats. He is much more uncomfortable having teeth affected by infection or periodontal disease. Cats don’t do much chewing in the first place. I have known toothless cats that still eat dry food.

Hey OP, thanks for taking him to see a doctor. Your local vet should charge A LOT less for treatment than an emergency clinic would. My advice as someone who works at a general practice is to be completely honest about what you can afford. There’s a wide spectrum of care from full anesthesia and wound cleaning to more conservative management with medications and the vet can discuss what the best options are. I really feel for you and the stress you must be feeling right now.

Oh shit it’s my boy Yarpen Zigrin.

Intermittent?

WERE YOU BORN A FAT SLIMY SCUMBAG YOU PIECE OF SHIT PRIVATE PYLE? OR DID YOU HAVE TO WORK ON IT?

Unironically inspiring

I did this once and proceeded to watch them argue with the cashier about the receipt for several minutes before calling the manager over.

Always Relax is the true Instant Death potion. Why stop at the sphincter when every muscle and blood vessel in your body suddenly stops contracting.

Gotta live to see generation 10 of Brandon Sanderson’s Cosmere.

And most cats barely chew their food in the first place.

Churu is an amazing tool at the vets office. So many cats will tolerate just about anything as long as they can suck down a tube of it.

Faxing is very much still a thing in the US, especially in medical fields.

VLC-heads in this thread are a decade behind

If I reach my hand in there and scratch her belly she usually rolls over and stretches out even more ❤️

Hey Oregon has a two sided flag with a cute beaver on it.

Go watch Megalo Box, might as well be called Blood Joe.