Fair enough

I’m in Australia and our parental leave is alright enough, but dads get an absolute max 100 days, I’m pretty sure… Mums don’t get all that much more…

Which country?

I’ve never even tried to make it, so you’ve done much more than I!

Its my favourite dish whenever I go out to eat… but I just couldn’t put aside the time, money or effort to make it…

Lamb Vindaloo.

God I wanna be good at making that. And veggie samosas

315km/h for me on a motorbike. So fast that by the time you notice and register something, it’s already 100m behind you. Fun as hell. Risk not anywhere equivalent to reward though. Never again.

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What colour?

You mean intentionally left the surface I was on, or do you mean jumped as in got startled?

I’ve jumped around a lot… ADHD makes it tricky for me not to be bouncy, sometimes

Been startled, though? It’s been a good while…

Being fair, that might fly with you but I know of short statured people who get really upset at being labelled a dwarf.

Each person is individual, of course… Its hard to say something that won’t upset someone.

1994 Holden Commodore

2000 Kawasaki GPX250R

2007 Mitsubishi Lancer ES Velocity

2003 Suzuki GSXR600

2001 Honda Shadow VT1100

2010 Triumph Rocket III Roadster

2009 Suzuki Hayabusa GSX1300R

2015 Hyundai Veloster Turbo

2020 Kia Sorento S

2005 Triumph Rocket III

Ask a more specific question? I’ve played all of them…

I feel almost anything would be good, at first - just to show I had human like sentience…

One small example would be “Don’t kill me. I have something to tell you”

Or if I had plenty of time

“Hello, I am the ant you can see. I was once human. To prove it, ask me a question and wait while I write the answer…”

Something like that

Once I’d been proven an “ex human” I’d probably demand to see my lord and saviour, Sir David Attenborough

Depends on whether I also get the knowledge on living as an ant, as a queen, in a colony.

Hardest thing would be predators.

I suppose the best I could do would be to find something to write with, like dirt or ink, and a scrap of paper, and “walk” some words along a page, hopefully notify a good human that I was an intelligent/human ant - and from there I’d be at the mercy of capitalism…

Heres one nobody knows or talks about…

Shootout 3.

When I was about 15 (20 years ago) I made my own game on “Game Maker” and me and my mates had a heap of fun on it… I uploaded it to some old forum somewhere, but long since lost the files/website and am unable to ever play it again :(

What’s the better option then?

Golden Gaytimes are brilliant

In what way?

Excel is one of the best things Microsoft has ever made, in my opinion.

I’m sorry that happened to someone you knew.

Thats awful.

I’ve only done it on a remote road with a huge view, so no chance of another car - but plenty of chance of animals stepping out, or even just losing control due to road surface or wind gusts etc…

Its a silly thing to do.

Huge adrenaline rush, but so very silly. These bikes are ridiculously fast.

It’s not something I plan on doing again.

Once again, I’m sorry you knew someone who had such an awful end…

Yep, I’ve topped out my Hayabusa and I feel the same way… Done it 4 or 5 times when I was a little younger but I don’t need to die that way.

I’m so terrified that my wife will go before me…

But I also don’t want to let her down by going before her and making her live her own last days/weeks/years alone…

Love is so difficult

Your response was way out of whack my dude