Monkey is for MoonScript

N is for Node.js

O is for Objective-C

P is for Pascal

Q is for QBasic

R is for R

S is for Swift

T is for TypeScript

U is for …

Fix it now, or you go to jail

Good thing they lost the elections then, right?

My condolences

Certainly not for running an LLM on all your files to figure out which ads to show you in the start menu. Why would you even imply something like that?

Why are you asking? Are you trying to prematurely optimize these apps?

I want to forget SVN

<= makes sense if you start from 1.

Hard drive was made by Tesla

Communism is just socialism-flavored fascism.

You think they don’t add anti-cheats to singleplayer/co-op?

Having lots of wealth to begin with is always a good idea.

How does the second tenant pay their mortgage? One apartment’s rent should not be enough to cover the mortgage of four (or five - including the one they live in). My guess is that they only payed all the mortgages for these four properties and this is about the mortgage of the apartment they live in.

The cheat code to a stress-free life is to own lots of real estate to being with.

Time travelers can’t do anything right…

#trumpiffs

If they make the phones smaller they’ll have to make the ads smaller too. Can’t have that.

“pound the pavement” gets a whole new meaning then

Did… did you have a crane operation license?