With an unfavorable contract, you could be permanently enslaved at sea for years at a stretch for no pay.

The employee. It’s a cost of doing business. Just like overtime, sickpay and superannuation. Massive fines in Australia if you don’t adhere to them.

The govt funds an ombudsman that helps employees enforce their workplace rights.

If the Dexter actor is near it, the screen goes off

Yup. Just imagine them changing it the other way on a whim.

For the dog it is

Friend 4 has the best line-of-sight for machine gun nest and sniper fire.

No sympathy for landlords.

Suzuki Jimny. It will go literally anywhere, and you can bring several small items with you if they aren’t too heavy.

I hope they had vibe backups!

Australia would be red as fuck. Literally nobody wantss to go to Canberra, not even the government

Give it a gun

I didn’t see that part ;)

Well…

Slamming into concrete at highway speeds?

One day you released the latch on your 5-1/4 floppy drive and removed the Prince of Persia diskette for the last time and didn’t realise.

And the whole world smells like cigarettes and leaded gasoline

What if they come to the window?

Goose farming

The golf of America