Aww, fuck yea. There isn’t a damn thing I’d stop those 3 doing if they knocked on my door.

Mine does this a lot.

CDs were a total game changer but they’re fragile as all hell. Everybody said that CDs were dust proof and scratch proof when they came out which was bullshit. I can’t find it but the BBC’s Tomorrow’s World did a segment where they spread butter and jam all over a CD then put it into a CD player and it supposedly worked. Closest thing I could find was this Australian show from 1982 where they said you could bump a CD player and it would keep playing. I had a Discman and you had to hold it totally level or it skipped immediately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tx6TYnPat8

I heard that. “Smeeeeg- ma”

“Oh no, there goes Jokyo…”

Vomiting, barefoot and full of semen?

Pretty much, but the comment I was replying to already contained most of the words I knew so just chipping in rat-arsed and fucked seemed a bit pointless.

Rat-arsed, fizzled, fucked, fooked, fecked

Fair point.

Is this like how Inuits have a bunch of words for snow because they deal with so much of it, Finnish people have different kinds of getting drunk?

Scientists are freaking out about ocean!

The thought of home internet with a limit gives me cold sweats

No, but it’s only been a couple of months.

Plus I’m single right now, if you catch my drift.

I smoked for about 10 years and replaced that with vaping. Then I replaced vaping with chewing gum in January.

I chew 2 pieces of Extra 6-7 times a day and Blockheads multivitamin gum twice a day.

I also carry strips of foil I can spit into if I’m at my desk or not near a bin.

Same here. I have no idea what the issue is.

The pharmacist at my local Tesco once told me I was buying paramol too often. It had been at least a year since I last bought it.

This told me that:

A. They’re using facial recognition to track purchases

B. There’s either not enough info provided by it or enough training on it’s use

Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee

Do you folks in Burgerland still have those two prongs that screw into the back of your TV? We’ve always used round coax here in the UK.

I think Family Guy did this one first

Just like me. I’m a fat bald guy with a huge beard which I always thought I was the Linux stereotype. But yea, I enjoy seeing cute socks with Neofetches in my feed.