Cool website. Pets!

Can I give black lipstick application advice? (Ignore the rest of this comment if it’s unwanted!)

Outline and fill in your lips first with a smudge proof black eyeliner pencil (mistakes can be fixed with a qtip dipped in micellar water) and set the liner with translucent powder.

(To set with translucent powder, use a makeup sponge or brush lightly dipped in powder, tap the excess off, and gently press it onto your lips.)

Then apply your black lipstick on top, staying within your neatly drawn on lip outline.

For extra staying power: gently blot that first coat of lipstick with a tissue till it barely transfers anymore, and set your lips again with another light coat of translucent powder and apply another coat of lipstick on top.

Hasn’t Trump appointed him head of media relations, or something equally as stupid?

Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they’ll still be teetering about on two little hooves.

I use rdx.overdevs.com to read reddit still as it has a lot more fashion, art and vegan content than here, but the only places I interact online in that way anymore are the Fediverse and Fragrantica, but the latter only really for perfume related stuff.

Apologies, those last two sentences were unnecessary and rude.

There is but I didn’t want to visibly edit the comment 14 hours (or however long) after I made it.

Hope that’s ok with you and a good enough reason for my choice. Or do you have more ‘advice’?

*Satire

Welcome to Post Sarire Reality.

Replace ‘virgin’ with ‘potential rapist’ and you’ve got it.

Blue and red, they’re basically the same party at this point.

Disney say man can’t sue over wife’s death because he agreed to Disney+ terms of service

My grandma used hers as a fruit bowl well into the 2010’s.

My mother used her one for salads till it got too gross after that hideous ‘season the bowl, not the leaves’ trend, that had people only wiping down their salad bowls after use to preserve the ‘seasoning’.

Pretty sure the salad trend happened before I was born though, so I’m not actually sure how/why I know that.

Reminds me of that disney case where they claimed agreeing to the terms on disney+ meant they could kill that guys wife.

Holy shit, how did you not die from stomach ulcers?

Turns out it was Death Grips.

Is this sort of thing what you normally talk to your therapist about? Must be nice to have so few troubles.

Any death metal fans able to explain why I’m making the association between the hat and lolly costume and the music genre?

I stacked it on the kerb coming back from the shop the other day and both my knees are now bruised to fuck and have started creaking when I go to stand up. It’s taken my all not to refer to the incident as my having ‘had a fall’ too, for some reason.

I was hoping to at least get past my (current) mid thirties before the knee pain and geriatric language started creeping in.

I wish you all the luck.