If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.

Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

“G’day mate!” “Hey hoosier!”

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

And some of us have been for over 3 years…

Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

25 bah! As an older millennial allow me to say they peaked at Dragonball Z. YOU HEARD ME.

Yeah people on the Internet are too quick to anger, so I’m told.

Also, Leviathan? 100%. And my only problem with Dusti Rose is the “I”.

Fuck you Wolfgang Atreides is money. I’d follow that baby into battle.

Bruh I’ve worked in report development for over 15 years, no matter what reporting software a company uses the answer is ALWAYS “and Excel”.

I don’t believe you because the end of your sentence wasn’t emphatic enough. Period. Mic drop.

Yeah that’s fair. I sidestepped the google issue by creating a new account not used for anything else but the box but that’s not a perfect solution either.

I have the $20 Walmart one, no need for flashing anything, it let’s you install 3rd party apps out of the box. I googled guides online for recommended apps and it took all of 20 minutes to get my own loader, etc set up with just the apps I want installed.

Then you’re streets behind, sorry I don’t make the rules.

“ex cop…at his bar” Yep, that rings true.

Goth cucumber is modern slang, obvs. That lady is clearly streets ahead.

I believe he is referring to: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_repressions_against_former_prisoners_of_war

Don’t threaten ME with a good time.

Yeah but “smoot” is WAY more fun to say than most other units of measurements. It’s right up there with plancks, bees dicks, and megaFonzies.