Hah. History taught to them with what public education money?

Tucker and Dale vs Evil is an amazing movie

Is System76 not shit and overpriced anymore?

“Where can warp drive take us, except away from here?”

They will also go dark when it’s overcast outside because they react to UV and not visible light. So your glasses will get dark when it’s already cloudy, which is not great

It really messes with your head when you realize magenta is the color equivalent of the Source engine missing texture error

If there’s one thing we can be certain of with Texas legislators it’s their competency

Oh no, that is too logical. What’s he’s really still mad at Obama about is the 2011 White House Corespondents dinner that Obama roasted him at

In order for the Constitution to be meaningful it must be enforced. Who will enforce it if the two other branches of government don’t?

Installed a Sysco router (sushi belt)

That sounds problematic, engineering-wise

My confidence in air travel fell completely after the former head of QA for Boeing’s plane factory said he wouldn’t get on a Boeing plane

Nah we got TSMC in Arizona now, they thought of that

The problem is the existence of the complaint, so this solves the problem

Believing any of that means trusting President Elon Musk. I certainly don’t

See https://sh.itjust.works/c/noncredibledefense for more info

Get a Roomba maybe?

Fox News ad in prime time for West Palm Beach and DC should do it

President Musk needs to rein in VP Farquaad

These are the same people who brought you Oracle DB licensing. They’ll fuck you over someday, the countdown clock is already ticking