The Assman

She’ll regret this when the horse makes doo

We had these in Indiana too, before the dark times

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

Neither can the future martian colonists

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

M,ILF

No thanks. 20 year old movies don’t need sequels.

That steak looks like somebody tried to hide a turd in the woods

Now kiss

How could they piss off the fans worse than Andromeda did

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Sounds like they kinda did have a parade

Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.

I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

A team of military monitors

That’s the exchange rate

This isn’t the place to ask. Go figure out if your industry cares about these certifications. I am a software engineer certified in nothing and I’ve never been asked about them. Pretty sure it’s the opposite for IT/infrastructure type roles, but again, you’re just gonna get anecdotes here and not really accurate information.

Put some sugar on those Wheaties boy

It’s a pretty tiny school. Only around 2k students.