I wasn’t expecting traditional horror, but I was expecting at least a traditional movie instead of like an hour and a half of the tops of doors with some grunting.

I’ve trawled many streaming services looking for horror, and I’ve watched some of the worst drivel imaginable in the far depths of Amazon Prime, but at least they were all still movies. This is more an arthouse thing.

America won’t buy our corn and guns!

Why won’t America buy our corn and guns?

Oh, because they make their own and they’re fucking thousands of miles away.

Nothing. It was shit.

Untyped horseshit.

Sounds less like a replacement for Visa/MasterCard and more like yet another bullshit crypto scam.

Oh no!

Anyway…

Never ever bloody anything ever.

It made Truth Seekers on Amazon which was rubbish, and Slaughterhouse Rulez which I saw and can’t remember at all.

I can only assume Sony bought it because it was cheap.

Do you like Jason Statham?

Do you like seeing people being beaten up for 90 minutes?

Then you’ll love Jason Statham in Jason Statham Beats People Up For 90 Minutes starring Jason Statham.

“From the director of The Beekeeper” is enough to make me uninterested in this.

That movie sucked, even for a “Jason Statham kills people for 90 minutes” movie.

I’m not convinced they aren’t

Ah, the 200 Go Fuck Yourself pattern.

I use HTTP error codes in my API, and still occasionally see a GET /resource/{“error”:“invalid branchID provided”} from people who don’t seem to know what they are.

Fucking Chrome/Electron is why.

I honestly wouldn’t mind that if they could all use the exact same runtime so the apps could be a few MB each, but nooooo.

Too late now, pal. You’ve all poisoned the well and now you have to drink it too.

That’s four goddamn numbers in a row!

No I mean so I can fry it and get fat.

Eurotica.

You can get them on Amazon.

Hey, I’ve seen this one.

Which Echo devices ever supported local only processing? They cost about £30. There’s no kit that can do decent voice commands for that money. You’d be lucky to have a device that processes claps to turn the lights on for that.