Good news,

Plenty of animal bites can give you the same or even a better experience!

Aarhus, in the middle of the street

This is not exclusive to Apple, any pre-built reseller does the same thing, Apple just has their flair of a little bit more

I get drunk on $5 now

99’s are a beautiful thing

I guarantee you I know thousands of people’s passwords as well, I just don’t know the username associated.

Gotta get that prison labor somehow