I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

What a little shit.

I regularly take essential oils to flush the toxins from my vagus nerve. (/s just in case)

Upvoted for being factual and logical, and also for the use of twain.

I just quit my job, gave away all my money, and burned my birth certificate. Am I doing longevity right?

It’s enjoyable if you watch it in the context of it’s time. You can’t compare it to the Villeneuve version.

Matt Keeslar. He played Feyd in the 2000 miniseries.

The house from Fight Club.

I love i3wm. Incredibly lightweight and minimalistic.

When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

I know how it feels man. Every time I try to sell bootleg DVDs from the trunk of my car, the cops shut me down. Big copyright is just killing the free market, I say.

Gibberish? That’s poetry. I sang it to Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’

The random spacing and line breaks are the chef’s kiss.

No, sorry. This was on the east coast. I bet the same story applies to a few different bases though lol.

Worked on a military base that had a small lake. Against policy, a civilian employee went out fishing during his lunch break, somehow capsized his rowboat and had to be rescued by the on-base fire department. Unsurprisingly, he didn’t lose his job over it.

Hello fellow Dvorak user.

I used a Mac SE/30 running OS 7 quite a bit in the early 90’s. I remember it being incredibly reliable; in fact, I can’t even remember what a crash looked like on a Mac, whereas I can still picture the BSOD from Windows 3.1.

I don’t remember noticing much difference in snappiness or intuitiveness between Mac and Windows back then though. Both were pretty easy to learn, even for people with limited computer experience. Anything with a hard drive felt snappy at the time, because the previous generation of computers all ran on floppy disks which were slow as molasses.