JohnnyFlapHoleSeed

ROFL. iS iT a bUBblE?!?

Ahh, so it’s not a viable business model

I’ll be honest… Not very well. Pretty much squeeze my loofa at the top of my back so the suds run down, then rinse. No backne or any other issues though

Change your tax withholding this year. Just put the extra money in a Canadian bond and wait for them to raise a stink

Seriously, they can go back to where they came from

Yeah fureal. Even Jay-Z does it

Hard thoughts, long prayers

Not really, it’s just that Trump is a fucking idiot. He came in and started slashing government jobs, created chaos, and then just thought ice would somehow get better at a job, that was being done more efficiently than when he was president the first time.

Biden was already doing a better job than Trump ever did. Trump was never going to do better. It was just another lie.

Single dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen all day

Yeah, I mean, they stood by while hundreds of thousands were murdered. If they stayed after the asad regime fell, then they signed their own death warrant, just like MAGAts in America

Well I guess he has to choose, trust a vaccine, or trust Trump. We should ask his daughter how his decision held up

Funny thing is, if they kill all the Nazis, there ain’t be any cops left to fuck them over.

The only way the masses ever get what they are owed is through large scale violence

Yup. Had old union buddies I was talking to after my first, and I brought up that he had a diaper blowout earlier, and they were like “I’ve never changed a diaper in my life!”

Just told them " damn, I’d be too embarrassed to admit I were that bad of a father in public…"

Those people are jealous fucking idiots. 12 weeks is hardly anything. You get a fucking year for each parent in Norway

Throw his body into the pit with the MAGAts then cover it with a few metric tons of dirt and wait for the muffled screams to die down

I guarantee you’ll be able to see the inside of his skull on live television before the end of the year

Texas is like a mule with a spinning wheel. Completely fucking worthless

Ask them what happened to the people in the Bible that worshipped false idols and praised the anti-christ.

I mean, it technically may be true, but that’s due to the complete lack of a viable competitor. Teslas are cheap, poorly made death traps. If you use auto pilot your basically being used as an unpaid crash test dummy. If you like being taken advantage of, then a Tesla is for you