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Cake day: April 22nd, 2024

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  • Contains overdramatization and slight exaggerations


    Cheapest flights possible to the cheapest “vacation” island possible. Vacation as in

    • drinking until you can’t even pronounce “hi”
    • habitual disturbance of locals and other guests
    • being fleeced by club owners and everyone else because you have “tourist” stamped on your forehead
    • sleeping off the night by the pool and pre-game from midday to evening
    • only eating (and drinking) the same stuff as at home, because fuck other cultures who don’t know how to make a kebab/Schnitzel/…
    • coming back after 10 days of daze, hangovers and (optional) all-inclusive buffets

    Did I forget something?