Get a dumb phone.

Yes.

Oh it’s a butterfly knife. Why the hell is it called “balisong” and who came up with such a stupid sounding name for it?

Probably that I haven’t killed myself yet. That’s not a joke.

Too bad some of the people who need the protection the most (disabled Americans) are unwelcome. Sucks to be us I guess.

Mass starvation is historically the usual trigger for revolution. Not always though.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

That’s what the remaster looks like? That looks like total dog shit. I’ve seen better looking flash games, back when those were still a thing, before all the flash game makers ported and enshitified their once free games and made them P2W mobile apps or worse, charge for them on steam. I’m looking at you, Bloons trash.

Because it’s funnier watching the tourists get fooled that way

I hate you take my upvote.

Chicagoam here. The bean is just a stupid tourist attraction. If you want to see real outdoor art in the city, go find the Picasso. It’s like a story and a half tall, you can’t miss it.

No that’s Boston.

That’s a lie meant to fool tourists. It’s perfectly safe to lick the bean in winter. You can trust me; I’m not just a Chicagoan, I’m Sicilian.

As a Chicagoan, I can confidently assert that no locals would touch (or miss) that stupid thing. The parade of tourists that think it’s great however? They’ll be drinking that shit lol

R2D2. I firmly believe that the joke is true that he’s constantly swearing up a storm and knows basically everything but everybody who hears his stories just thinks he’s making shit up for laughs.

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

My mother had one of these. I got to use it as a hand-me-down as a teenager because my mother was abusive AF.

For clarity, the subject of the TV wasn’t the abusive part. Her rationale of “I didn’t have one when I was a kid so you don’t get to have one while you’re a kid” was. It didn’t apply just to the TV.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

With always online DRM, I’m sure. Fuck you Blizzard.

That’s because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of “contents: 8 razor heads” or w/e. I’ve worked a lot of distribution over the years and there’s a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.