Flying Squid

Trump can put you in the concentration camps he is planning on building. You know, the ones he openly says he’s going to build? And I hope you’re not one of the “vermin.”

True. I pay for books and also have a large penis.

Yes. His name was President Ronald Reagan National Airport.

That’s how much of Aquitaine is still controlled by England.

I worked for a pipe smoker in the 90s. He left his computer uncovered. The bottom of the case was completely covered in ash. I have no idea how that computer stayed working.

Digg? How much is that property worth, a dollar?

If you’re going to make weak personal attacks, I can just block you and be done with it.

Catering to the whims of developers is not what a giant social media company should be doing. The company’s job is not to keep them happy, it’s to keep its customers happy.

If the developers want to do whatever new idea they come up with, they can start their own company.

Social media companies are not new or small. That’s nonsense. What happened to “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?”

Blocked it is.

Communism and libertarianism have nothing to do with each other. What are you even talking about?

I always wondered what it would be like to soak everything in Palmolive…

Fancy lady gloves with lacy cuffs.

Or we could not let robots decide what is good or bad.

You left out, “once we get the IPO, we’re fucking right off with our billions.”

No, I mean that for our own sakes, we need to know what the most powerful people on the planet are doing.

They’re not doing anything for us.

Libertarians are not leftists.

Ok? How is that relevant to the fact that there is far more mercury in a can of tuna than there ever were in any vaccine? Shouldn’t your dire warnings be tuna salad-based? Shouldn’t you be telling the world that they’ll get mercury poisoning from tuna salad?

My 13-year-old enjoyed Better Off Dead too. Especially “I want my two dollars!”