Unleash The Archers’s version of Northwest Passage is a real banger.

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They missed ordering two and then saying “these are papas burritos”

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3001

Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

The Triumverate.

First because I could listen to Jeremy Irons read the phone book, and second because each intro is funny and unique.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

The public library has tools and such in a lot of places.

One might even say long-expected.

The happiest thought I’ve seen all day, and it’s already been a real good day.

The best time was 100 years ago. The second-best time is now.

That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.

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Lyndon LaRouche. I’d occasionally run across a few of his minions out leafletting and they oozed that culty wacko vibe.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_LaRouche

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Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

Regulatory capture.

Vertical Integration.

WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.