MinnesotaGoddam
i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i’m not referring to any specific communities or instances.
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Cake day: June 27th, 2023
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1·7 months agoare we just talking digital because i’ve inherited archives. my current one only goes back to the 1950s but in the next decades i expect to get some going back centuries.
nah sideways
3·7 months agoNice Fucking Tacos? Me too friend, me too
2·7 months agoawww yisss gripens
Don’t forget Jimbob, the American
Hawaii is probably #1. I don’t care that they were a monarchy
my dudes i had the idea for the stupidest little app that i could charge 50 cents for that maybe a million people would download because like 50 cents but i have no idea how to code beyond “hello world” and I AM NOT VIBE CODING AAAA
it’s a map you put pins with notes in it. you will get nothing more than that out of me because it’s very cute and then you will make it
3·7 months agoYeah if I start cursing people with foof showers I’ll get put on worse lists
yeah, after a while i just started worshiping an obviously made up joke god just so’s i could get good blasphemy back in my life
it’s part of our microflora that floats around us.
dishwashers are fireproof, right? you know what, only one way to find out
“oh your fucking god” works wonders
the bathroom dishwasher, yeah.
6·7 months agothat’ll certainly stop the ai
That’s not a dog that’s a salad
Did they ask chatgpt for this answer
Survival
The last few memes have been bullshit about the kind of day I’ve been having to spend around my mother in law and thank you y’all for helping
one place i was at had ridiculous formatting standards. but like i loved that i could tell everything in a document by reading its title. just, when your pdf scan of your supporting documents for your tax return is 135 pages long, well the title took ten minutes to read
it was like 2010 tax return supporting documents + w2 - john doe - abc corp + w2 - john doe - def corp + 1099INT - john doe - BankBank +…pdf
and one of my jobs was to double check that the title accurately represented all 135 documents in that godsforsaken supporting documents scan. That was a rough year.
Other firm i worked at that year, because i was stupid and moonlit at TWO tax firms one tax season, just called the file SUPPORTING DOCS.pdf . Typed everything in all caps because we thought the IRS was blind. Also allowed us to stream music online and not have to play it on headphones with our doors shut in our offices. They were better.